I don't approve of his Bart Killing Plan, but I do approve of his Selma Killing Plan. Kang won the election and Americans are enslaved by aliens. The aliens in their human forms appeared together at the Capitol, where our hero Homer Simpson pulled off their masks and revealed them as hideous space reptiles. Join us via Zoom for a free virtual edition of Pints & Politics, Thursday, February 25th at 5:30 pm. Zumwalt ran for the. Dole: You got a point there, Bill. [Results Screen Quote] Kang: It's about time the Earthlings failed to stop us! If you want them double sided change that on the print position (I have Kang on one side and Kodos on the other) Choose "Upload my Artwork" for the artwork type. Presented with murderous aliens on the ballot, most American voters still would vote to uphold the two-party system. Allen’s treatment of the public makes us wonder if her next statement will be, “Abortions for some, and miniature America flags for others.”. (pins on a Burns campaign button) Ow! Homer manages to reveal politicians are … Lisa: And Ralph is only eight years old! Kang (on TV): It makes no difference which one of us you vote for. Posted by 9 days ago. Your superior intellect is no match for our puny weapons! In "Treehouse of Horror VII", Kang introduces Kodos with "This is my sister Kodos". He's the dumbest person in the slowest reading group! You owe me a soda! “I don’t understand why we have to build a ray gun to aim at a planet I never even heard of,” Marge Simpson said. ", Kang: "Go ahead, throw your vote away." It says in the Constitution, you have to be 35! Grampa: Oh, hot-diggity! One of their best episodes was the season eight “Treehouse of Horror” vignette “Citizen Kang” that aired in 1996. You owe me a soda! (also receives applause) -Kang and Kodos disguised as Bob Dole and Bill Clinton giving their pre-election speeches in "Treehouse of Horror VII- Citizen Kang" ", Lisa: "This time he's the lesser of two evils. Public money should be for people, not for institutions. That's how they got me to vote for Lyndon LaRouche! Kodos the Executioner is a one-shot villain in the Star Trek franchise, appearing in the Star Trek: The Original Series episode "The Conscience of the King". Partisan politics are tearing our country apart. (also receives applause) -Kang and Kodos disguised as Bob Dole and Bill Clinton giving their pre-election speeches in "Treehouse of Horror VII- Citizen Kang" White or transparent. ", -Jingle for Mr. Burns' campaign in "Two Cars In Every Garage, Three Eyes On Every Fish". Lou: The father of the nuclear navy? They appear in every Simpsons Season (except Season 1) and have 101 enemies (including the Simpsons for more than once.) 34 Tracks. Mar 18, 2018 - This Pin was discovered by Trevor Soderstrum. View Entire Discussion (9 Comments) More posts from the TheSimpsons community. Kodos: Now we are in charge! hide. (high-fives Bart), -Ralph Wiggum is announced as the winner of the Springfield Primary Election in "E Pluribus Wiggum". 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If 2020 is ‘not the time’ to vote for a third party, when is the time? A self-described “Bitcoin billionaire,” Pierce is trying to develop a high-tech, left-right fusionist platform. {David punches Flanders}. You just point the Army and shoot! We should not be voting out of fear. "Treehouse of Horror VII" is the first episode of The Simpsons' eighth season. They can be classed as Anti-heroes and extraterrestrials. Bart: The Constitution? With Dan Castellaneta, Julie Kavner, Nancy Cartwright, Yeardley Smith. Lisa: Ralph can't be President! “We’re supposed to act according to our consciences. It may not be perfect, but it's still the best government we have. Kodos: I am looking forward to an orderly election tomorrow, which will eliminate the need for a violent bloodbath. Home / Yleinen / kang and kodos quotes share. ", Man In Crowd: "Well, I believe I'll vote for a third-party candidate. Cut to Inauguration Day. This has been the same story every election cycle,” Pierce told me in a recent phone interview. When he disappeared you, you stayed disappeared. Well, I'M a Burns Booster. Aliens, bio-duplication, nude conspiracies. Clinton: Together, we can lead America into a new Golden Age! Remember when Democrats supported free trade? Kang: (as Dole) Fooling these Earth voters is easier than expected. (chuckles). Kodos: Smooth move, Space Lax. My commentary on what is going on in the world, "An election!? kang and kodos 466 GIFs. (Kang and Kodos each raise a tentacle. Columns are the opinion of the author, and include both facts and the individual’s personal insights and perspective. Kodos: Hooray! When a man in the crowd said he might vote for a third party, the other alien replied with a laugh, “Go ahead, throw your vote away!”. Iowa Republicans pick borders and bureaucracy over businesses. Here, evil aliens Kang and Kodos pose as Clinton and Republican nominee Bob Dole as a way to take over the American government. Kang and Kodos. Bush received less of the popular vote than Gore while Bush received the … Kang: [punches Kodos on the shoulder]—Jinx! DOOMED! Lisa utilizes her wish to bring upon world peace, which results in Springfield destroying all of their weapons. WILL THE REAL JOHN McCAIN PLEASE STAND UP? Your superior intellect is no match for our puny weapons! The line was pitched by George Meyer [25] and was even somewhat followed in later episodes as the writers tried to make Kang the more dominant of the two. save. Add a wire stand ($1.29) if you need one and add everything to the cart. ", -Mr. Burns walking away after he's lost the Springfield Gubernatorial Election in "Two Cars In Every Garage, Three Eyes On Every Fish", "I can't believe it. “Since I was a kid, the story has always been the same, it’s not even new material — you’re throwing your vote away; if you don’t vote for this then you’re voting for that. -conversation between President Bill Clinton and Senator Bob Dole before Homer accidentally jettisons them into space in "Treehouse of Horror VII- Citizen Kang", Kang: The politics of failure have failed. Politics as a theme explored on The Simpsons, the TV cartoon classic. Kodos: I am looking forward to an orderly election tomorrow, which will eliminate the need for a violent bloodbath. The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 7 Quotes. For now. Permalink: Your superior intellect is no match for our puny weapons! I mean how does one convicted felon get so many votes while another convicted felon get so few? 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