Anyway, the telly goes off and a few more beers later the game is forgotten until someone remembers "It must be full time now, let's see how Ritchie got on". See more ideas about rugby jokes, rugby, jokes. ... a New Zealander, was on the dole in Australia but about to fly home to watch the Rugby World Cup and was not feeling well, so he decided to see a doctor. But he fell asleep while counting. A big cheer goes up as the screen reads "New Zealand 7, (McCaw - 10 minutes - Converted Try) - Australia 0 ". Nov 7, 2019 - Explore Alta Draper's board "RUGBY JOKES" on Pinterest. It has a wide variety of cups and plenty of support. Why is a successful rugby team like a lingerie shop? They get the telly put back on. See more ideas about nrl, rugby memes, the originals. There really are an abundance of them. LAST WEEK’S RWC JOKES: South Africa beat Wales in the semi-final to make it through to the […] Australians celebrate all sorts of things today on Australia Day, including their sense of humour and ability to take a joke. Andrew Redington / Getty / BuzzFeed … After ZERO consultation with fans, a huge surprise to all. You'll also likely hear plenty of jokes about Welsh rugby when a World Cup is on. Frank Perry / Getty / BuzzFeed 13. Packed with rib-tickling jokes, Rugby’s Funniest Jokes is … A joke about the New Zealand accent. He decides to go a small town to take in the lush, rural landscape. Because it saves time. Score: 386 ... Nobody cares when I say I don't like the New Zealand Rugby Team But they all lose their mind when I say that I hate All Blacks Score: 6 Share: What do you call a New Zealander with a sheep under each arm? Anti-New Zealand Jokes . "Hey doc, I dun't feel so good, ey!" Some might say there’s nothing funny about cauliflower ears and scrums, but this little book begs to differ. The Green Lantern comic star. Feb 5, 2013 - Explore Rhiannon Wood's board "Jokes - State of Origin" on Pinterest. Why do people tend to hate New Zealand Rugby players on sight? As the much anticipated Rugby World Cup 2019 final approaches, here are some of the rugby jokes and memes are being shared on social media… UPDATE: Springbok and England Jokes after Rugby World Cup Final! "A major rugby tour by the British Isles to New Zealand is a cross between a medieval crusade and a prep school outing." New Zealand Jokes I once asked a New Zealander how many girlfriends he's had. (SA won 32-12!!) John Hopkins "I don't know about us not having a Plan B when things went wrong, we looked like we didn't have a Plan A." He is beating Australia all by himself!!!! They’re heartless, spineless, gutless and their heads and bums are interchangeable.” A man meets a friend and sees that his friend’s car is a total write-off and covered with leaves, grass, branches, dirt and blood. We thought we could help with that. So they all go and stand behind they goalposts and wait for the conversion. Graham Henry takes the All Blacks out for a training run and first up he tells everyone to assume their normal position. An Australian tourist visits New Zealand. The fourth one says, “I prefer New Zealand Rugby players. The funniest one-liners from the Edinburgh Fringe Festival have been announced. Geoff Cooke (1995), After England had been humbled by New Zealand in the World Cup semi-final